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Since I was little I’ve always loved monkeys and to this day I still love them. They are so cute, funny and cuddly that if I had the chance I’d adopt one as a pet. I guess you could say “I’m bananas for monkeys” I had some ripe bananas sitting on my counter and the gears starting spinning LOL I just had to gather up some of my stuffed monkeys and have a banana party with them. I didn’t need to feed the monkeys my bananas so I fed my pussy instead! Hope you enjoy watching how messy I got as much as I enjoyed mashing bananas all over my tits and ass.

Cum “Monkey Around” With Me

I’m starting to get quite the collection of bullet & egg vibrators. Nothing gets me off faster so why change what’s not broken. My all time record for getting off with a bullet was 33 seconds with a tiny little pink one that I use to own. Unfortunately I wore that one out and to my surprise I couldn’t find it anywhere. I swear to god that particular pink bullet was powered by a 345 horsepowered, 5.7 liter hemi engine! Since wearing it out I’ve bought over 10 different styles of bullets and none have compared. Until I find another one, I’m guessing the record will stand at 33 seconds.

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After checking out of my Hotel in Niagara Falls, we hit the road for the big Caribana Festival in Toronto. We decided that rather than heading home we would spend a night at a brand new hotel in Toronto. We danced the evening away at Caribana and headed back to our hotel room. I was so horny from grinding to the sounds of the festival that I needed to cum and I needed to cum fast! I immediately headed to my suitcase, pulled out my bullets and within 10 minutes I had myself in a body shaking orgasm. Luckily my photographer had his camera ready for the action!

During my weekend away I stayed at a gorgeous hotel in Niagara Falls where “Heart Shaped Jacuzzi’s are the norm in most hotels. Prior to checking in I bought some bubble bath that smelled like Vanilla Ice Cream. I bet if you’d lick my pussy you’d swear that you had just visited an Ice Cream Shop! It was such a long day for me walking around Clifton Hill that all I wanted to do was relax in a nice hot bath. Shortly after I finished shooting this video I heard what sounded like somebody bouncing basketballs on the wall of my room. I yelled through the walls, to please stop, but it kept getting louder. I put my bathrobe on, walked over to the window and too my surprise there was a beautiful fireworks display going on at the Falls. I guess it wasn’t the people next door making the noise. Watch all my pre-fireworks action as I shave my legs & pussy prior to pounding it with a new toy!!!

Get Your Ass In The Jacuzzi With Me!

On the long weekend I decided that it was time to “Get out of town”! I left on Friday & headed for Niagara Falls. On the way there I bought some new toys and some nipple clamps as well as a pack of smokes. I don’t smoke often but when I get away on trips or weekend getaways I like to kick back and relax with a pack or two. I checked in at my hotel room and decided it was time to light it up! When I lit up my 2nd one I pulled out the nipple clamps and tried them on. I thought it would be fitting to finally do a smoking set as most guys that visit me on cam know that I don’t smoke in my house and never will. My next smoking set will be in the fall when I will be getting away up north

Smoking & Nipple Clamps

A few years ago I made the mistake of using baby oil to suntan LOL! Needless to say I looked like an overcooked lobster in a matter of hours. Alot of guys have been asking me when i’m going to shoot some photo’s of me pouring baby oil all over my tits? Well, wait no longer! I managed to buy my first bottle of baby oil since the sunburn issue but fortunately I stayed in doors to use it. I was completely covered but boy did my skin feel soft after my shower. Only thing I regret is that some hot stud wasn’t there to rub it in me. Oh well maybe next time!

There’s 2 things that make my nipples go “Rock Hard”, one is having them played with and the other is “Cold Water”. I’ve been involved in a few Wet T-shirt contests in the past and thought it would be a neat to have a Wet Lingerie contest by my water cooler. The water I poured on myself was so cold I thought I was going into shock. I thought to myself if cold water makes my nipples hard I wonder what it would do to my clit? Well I found out and wow what a sensation! Now that my pussy’s all cold, I need your hot cum to warm it up again, so shoot away while your mouth warms up my nipples!

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With the 2010 Olympic Games in full stride, I sat back and wondered what it would be like to participate in the Winter Games? The only event I might stand a chance at winning isn’t even an event. I’d like to start a petition to include “Cock Sucking” in the 2014 Winter Olympics! What do you think? I’m sure I could bring the Gold Medal home to Canada and make some judges happy all at the same time LOL

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With the 2010 Olympic Games in full stride, I sat back and wondered what it would be like to participate in the Winter Games? The only event I might stand a chance at winning isn’t even an event. I’d like to start a petition to include “Cock Sucking” in the 2014 Winter Olympics! What do you think? I’m sure I could bring the Gold Medal home to Canada and make some judges happy all at the same time LOL

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