AAA Reviews

Since I was little I’ve always loved monkeys and to this day I still love them. They are so cute, funny and cuddly that if I had the chance I’d adopt one as a pet. I guess you could say “I’m bananas for monkeys” I had some ripe bananas sitting on my counter and the gears starting spinning LOL I just had to gather up some of my stuffed monkeys and have a banana party with them. I didn’t need to feed the monkeys my bananas so I fed my pussy instead! Hope you enjoy watching how messy I got as much as I enjoyed mashing bananas all over my tits and ass.

Cum “Monkey Around” With Me

After checking out of my Hotel in Niagara Falls, we hit the road for the big Caribana Festival in Toronto. We decided that rather than heading home we would spend a night at a brand new hotel in Toronto. We danced the evening away at Caribana and headed back to our hotel room. I was so horny from grinding to the sounds of the festival that I needed to cum and I needed to cum fast! I immediately headed to my suitcase, pulled out my bullets and within 10 minutes I had myself in a body shaking orgasm. Luckily my photographer had his camera ready for the action!

I updated my site yesterday with a new sexy video! It’s mostly a tease, with some juiciness towards the end. But for fellows who appreciate a sexy, tormenting lap dance and strip tease, it should ummm do the job!

A Lap Full of Elli (15 minutes)
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I haven’t been to the titty bar in a long time, but I had a better plan! I brought the titties home! You just sit back in your chair and slam back your stiff drink while I do my best to make another thing stiff enough to ride! This is a hot, juicy, sensual and sexy strip tease! Watch me dance in my high heels and swish and bounce my bubble butt in your face as I tease you with my lacey panties! Feel my bare tits against your jumping cock as I slide them across your lap! Be titillated and tormented as I slowly remove bits of lacey feminine clothing for you to sniff and play with! Can I make you cum in your pants? I’m sure going to try my very horniest!!

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Where does a girl hide her liquor? I’ll never tell, but I can tell you how she likes to hold her licker. Either way it can be very refreshing. Honestly I’ve been trying to kick the habit, so my husband removed all of my favorites from the cabinet and hid them, but I’ve found a few bottles here and there. Now I have to sneak around the house to get to that sweet taste on my lips. Besides, after a long day I need a little wetness on my lips. My gosh, you don’t think I have a problem do you? By the way, I don’t like to drink alone. You can be my designated licker. Think you can do that? Yeah, I think you’ll be under the table. (CONTEST ALERT) And if you are one of the first 2 to tell me the nickname of the expensive wine in the member’s section of this pictorial, I’ll give you an additional month free membership.

My liquor cabinet has some pretty late hours! Do you think you can help out? I’ll sneak out around a little after midnight. Meet me in the kitchen and I’ll show you where the secret stash is. We’ll have to be very quiet. Do you want to see how well I hold a woman like me holds her liquor? Then I will see you there. Don’t forget to bring your ID, I only serve those properly aged.

With the 2010 Olympic Games in full stride, I sat back and wondered what it would be like to participate in the Winter Games? The only event I might stand a chance at winning isn’t even an event. I’d like to start a petition to include “Cock Sucking” in the 2014 Winter Olympics! What do you think? I’m sure I could bring the Gold Medal home to Canada and make some judges happy all at the same time LOL

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With the 2010 Olympic Games in full stride, I sat back and wondered what it would be like to participate in the Winter Games? The only event I might stand a chance at winning isn’t even an event. I’d like to start a petition to include “Cock Sucking” in the 2014 Winter Olympics! What do you think? I’m sure I could bring the Gold Medal home to Canada and make some judges happy all at the same time LOL

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Hmmm Saints or Colts? I’m not a huge fan of either team but i’m going to have to cheer on the Colts! I’ve never been a Saint and I don’t plan on being one anytime soon! I decided that i’d get all naughty in my cheerleaders outfit this past weekend. Would you like to be my Quarterback? I play a mean defense and would sack you in a heartbeat! It’s Super Bowl Funday and i’m SUPER horny, are you up for a challenge or are you just another pretender? Grab your pigskin and get naughty with me!

Should she quit her day job?

Yes everyone, just like a certain talk show host I think it might be my time. I mean the daily grind has really been taking it’s toll on this gal and I’ve been weighing my options. I’ve had a great run and a lot of fun making such great friends. Make no mistake, this has not been an easy decision. I know I can still do this and probably better than most of my younger counterparts, but I think this could just be the right time to go out on top! With the way the economy is, I just might be able to find something else that can take up my time! Well of course, I won’t quit without the opinion of my clients. After all, I work for them.

Wait a second, what did you think I was talking about? Are you kidding? Don’t you know who I am?! If you don’t know what I am talking about you better come into my office and have a little chat with me! I’ll set you straight!

Rebecca

PS – No! I’m not leaving Dreamnet!!

Afternoon BJ

It was Sunday afternoon and I have already spent the entire morning and afternoon in my robe after my morning shower. As hubby was in the shower I wanted to sneak an orgasm in while looking at porn on the computer. The problem was he came out of the shower quicker than I expected and I wasn’t able to get myself off. I was SO very very horny and I started begging him to let me suck his cock, and without much persuasion he gladly sat down in the computer chair and took some very hot pics as I gave him this “Afternoon BJ”. It ended with a cum all over my face and I made sure to lick up every last drop! CLICK HERE!

This update includes a Free Sample XXX clip

I'm a shopping bum

Do you know what the real secret is about women and shoes? Well you all know that we can never have too many. But the bigger secret is that for every outfit we have to have a particular pair of shoes. So when one of my members purchase a new pair of heels for me, I had to find something to go with it. Actually I found several things to wear with them. Something formal, something slutty, and something casual. Yes, you might just say that I was looking for an excuse to go shopping. And if you know anything about Los Angeles, then you know it isn’t about the shopping malls, but rather it’s about Rodeo, Beverly and Wilshire!

They don’t call the Beverly Shopping District the Golden Triangle for nothing. Sure you need your Amex Gold or Black card to get the best deals! But come inside and I’ll give you the insider’s guide to “My Golden Triangle”